var quotes = new Array("I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code",
                       "In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?",
					   "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity",
					   "Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes",
					   "Does fuzzy logic tickle?",
					   "This robot collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls",
					   "If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0",
					   "A Bug is just an undocumented feature",
					   "The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back",
					   "The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from",
					   "If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough",
					   "There is no place like 127.0.0.1",
					   "IRC is just multiplayer notepad"
                       );

function getRandomQuote(){
	var randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random()*101);
	return quotes[(randomNumber)%(quotes.length)];
}